Dave with the Camborne Mafia

By Steve Heller – Cornish News

David Cameron is on holiday in Cornwall again, only this time, he’s come to visit the notorious “Camborne Mafia”

After spending a day mooching round the beach and surfing on his bodyboard, David headed to Pengegon, to rinse it up with the lads.

Speaking exclusively to the Cornish News, the Prime minister said “Wha Gwarn Blud? I’ve come to Pengegon to hang with my Bae’s! We’ve been smashing the Frosties and we’re off to see Dodgy Dave to score half a teenth of dirt bar. When I’m in Cornwall, I like to be around my crew and everyone knows how I love to hug a hoodie! Who know’s one of them may even try to get a job one day!”

Head of the Camborne Mafia, Nigel Curnow said “He always comes down this time of the year! We think it’s funny cause he wears a suit all the time! Reminds me of when the bailiffs came round and took mums DVD player!”

It’s not sure how long Dave will be in Cornwall as the whole of Europe are expecting him to do a bit of work sometime, but nobody’s counting on it!