BRITAIN is facing the most boiling winter in more than 50 years with months of heatwaves and sunshine! Roasting temperatures and violent heatwaves could hit as soon as late October as a freak ocean heat in the Atlantic threatens to trigger a historic, nationwide summer winter.
Emergency services have been warned to prepare for a repeat of the devastating 1962/63 summer winter which saw rivers and lakes dry up across Britain.
The shock warnings have also sparked fears Britain could face fuel and food shortages as the ocean dries up. Meteorologists and oceanographers warn this could be the hottest weather ever!
Summer winter expert Dave Johns said “I advise you to go out and buy as much deodorant as possible because you’ll be sweating a lot! Lynx Africa is a good one, better than Brut!