The Meht Office has reported that we are set for a heatwave in December which will last through until early next year.
Weather reporter, Derek Hutchins, said “It’s gonna be hot, so hot. Christmas day will be hotter than your mum and that’s bleddy hot! Expect the beaches to be stacked out and crawling with emmets!”
Some news agencies are reporting that it will be snowing on Christmas, but they’ll say anything!
The Meht Office have advised to stock up on sun cream and ask for speedos as a Christmas present! They also said to enjoy it while you can, because it will be pissing down in February.