Cornwall to face 4 months of mizzle.

The Meht Office have issued a pink weather warning today, saying Cornwall will be hit by 4 months of mizzle.

Mizzle is a mysterious type of weather that only occurs in Cornwall. A cross between mist and drizzle and you have mizzle.

Head meteorologist, Derek Hutchins said, “The weather is gonna be beastly, with 4 months of mizzle. It’s gonna be depressing as hell!”

Derek advises everyone to stay indoors and watch EastEnders.

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